"Cougar of Last Resort"
staring: Coach Paul Wulf, entire WSU footbaal team, Couger Nation
guest starring: Tyreone Wilingham as Master Yoda and Mike Belotti as Ferengi Qark and Seahawks old coach Mike Holmgren as ewok
Dierected by: Coach Wulff
sumerary: The yerar is 2009. Comeing off a off a 4-10 season, WSU is on the rise as the recent beated Uw Apple Cup. The tide has turend, a new era haas donned, and and thinbgs are geteting seriol is Pulman as the Cougar faitheful are exepcting a Rose Bowl birth. Coach Paul "Big Dady Wulfman" Wulff leads his band of ruachy football plaeryers, losely refered to as "Da Wulf Pack Attack" to a unforgetable season filed with big time plays, thetreatric drama, and eyecasting action. But its deeper. Its a cumming of age- where boy befcome man . But the joureny is also filled with adversety and struggle- a identiyt is pursood throuhg teamwrok and the ost improtnat team aspect of all- love. Get your season tickets nwo, before the sell out, becaue Setrptember 5 teh quest to PAsadena begins.
Notable Reviews
"The greatest team ever! They amekd St Louis Ram Best show on Turf look like the best show on turd! I repdset WSU and they are walways going to be beter than UW. I love WSU now! GO COUGS!" -Lee Courso
"Three reasons why God exists: 1. the earth 2. the mind 3, Cougar football" -Stewart Scott
"Seeing the Cougs dominate thier oponoents gave me a new meaning to my life." -Mother Theresa
memoriable quotes from movie
Coach Wulff to 2011 ptential recrits afgeter saveing tehem from Steve Sarksinasn's evil fire breatheing dragon whcih is disgised as a "fog machine
"Play for me if you want to live"
Coach Wullf driveing his Jeep into to Steve Sarkisasnsans's ofice while eating lunch
"YOu wanted beef?" *sees him eating a salad "Oh wait you cant handel beef.... your a vegeterian"
Coach Wulff as sbutstiute teacher in a class on advanced astrobiolgoical filosophy of humanology
"I win therefore I am."
Coach Wulf holding the Lombardi trofy afeter wining Nationlala Chamosionship game againts on the SS Titanic
"Im king of the wooooorrrrrrrrrllllllldddddd!!!!!!!!!!"
Coach Wulff haveing compassion due to pity aftere seeing USC h coach Pete Carole giving Steve Sarksesian a wedgeie at the PAC!) ocaochs conference (inspriered by movie Dirty Danceing
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
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