#8

UCLA Bruins

Rick Neweasel is a dirty sucmbag that cheats in recuetingin he did it when at UW and contienut to do at UCLA and he went exile in NFL for a few years but this little sneaky basterd is at it again with his sly fox maneovers of lying and telling his players hat tha got the diamond rings and make them go higher and stuff but truth is he is transporant like a spore. Last season he was inaurgralall a dsiater and he is in sophomore year coach. He didnt not have gotten no QB and he'll offensce struggle due to lack of depth as line is thin and butg running backs is nonames. The fact that I dont know the QB's name tells you all that UCLA will suck. BUT the main rason why UCLA sucks is becaue USC amplify the sucking to uber sucking becaue both schols in Los Angeles. PEople call LA the city of Troy becaue histroical USC dominates the rivals. So in some sensess UCLA is in the shaodow of USC and they not getting spotlight. This mkae more erason for Rick Nerheeaeler to cheat in recruint like giving money to players and telling them like Pedro in Naploen Donomite that all your wildest dreasms will come true. The reason why UCLA finishis 8rd overllal becaue offensce not taltend and the coaching leadership is going to be shaky.