Really baf news to WSU fans

Afeter getting really drunk off some keytstone and putting firesworks out in celbrateions and hugging of Jake Heaos to WSU I goed on website and see that he a Cougar so once again I cry tears of happy but ethen I click on the actual link and it say BYU COUGAR not WSU COUGAR and nopw I am really sad ans amgfry that hthe the local Waswhigton state bett player would betray our flagship school for a naother scho ol somewhere thats in like New MExico who the hell goes to New MExicao? Sometime wehen Heaps is getting sacked my WSU olinemen he might be like Bugs Budnny pull a carort out and eat it asnd be like "i shouldnt hae taken that left turn at Albekerky..." so basicxly I'm not angry but I'm flustered that he not WSU but hey Coach Wulff finish ahead of UW in ranking last year so he finish thihs year so it's still success. WSU lost out a good one but they will make up fir it. anways sorry to get your hopes up higher for WSU becaue apaprently BYU is also Cougar but hey we all now who the real Cougars are? BYU plays in a crappy conferences in thwe WAC and beat schools with really long names. REGION STATE UNIFETSTIY of CITY. They can win game but still never compete in nationa lchaompion unlike at WSU becaue we play PAC10 football againt real teams. So he's the one missing out. Coach Wulff will have to win without him then. Til then GO COUGS