Friday, June 5, 2009

top 10 mascots PAC

10. Arizona Wildcats
looks like a stupid cat and funny thing about wildcats is that they are just stray cat with not home so its silly to make the make mascot for a homeless pet cat that scavenge bottomfeed becaue Floot Olson abandoned Tooson for the retirement homes that Arizoan has a lot of becaue hes like 90 ok this guy lived through the Indutrisal Revoltuons and saw Teddy Rooservelt and the New Deal and probably still use a atrack not a ipod and wildcat is dumb

9. Stanford Cardinals
this gives me a puzzle for 10 spot but i am gnereous for them bercaue they are okay with the sides. Whats wierd to me is why the hell they got a tree as mascot when theyare the Cardianls. The Louiseville Cardinals, the Iowa Cardanals the St Louis Cardainsl all are birds but for some weird purpose these green veggie eating tree loveing hippies in NorCal are so potically correct liberal Obama voteing think they are so moderen and snooty so they are now trees? Lst time I check the Caridnal is a bird! What next? Are the Florida Gators going to use a flower aas mascot?This shows hoe city liveing people not got character like us country folk at elast we are more communtiy and better. Stupid tree huggers

8. Washignton Fusky
Leave it to a bunch of purple wearing pantsies flower to have a mutt as mascot. Last I check they are useing malamute as real mascot its just a liveing dog but not a actual Husky dog becaue fir is deiferent leenght and I am laughin hahahaja lebecverage beaue they are always wrong on so many diferent suspectia on groelg incest chartg the got like ohow Hairy Husky is some fruit that is from the gay costume farm

7. Arizona St Sun Devils
Their logo looks like Super Mario had sex with porn star Ron JEremy and Mario gets pregant and has baby but baby is the exorcist child hence the pitch fork and now the devil child realize he got no powers like mind cotnrol or no nothing so he have to work to get job money to suport his life and mainly his dirty maagezine buget so he works at a authetic italian restarant like Olive Garden hence the stupid mustache and grin brcaue he knows soetmhing that you dont know and pitch fork is really a regualr eating fork but he was born like 3 feet tall.

6. California Golden Bears
More like gummy bears or the honey bears. What a lame soft pompos aniaml. You know food bottle of honey shape like teddy bear remind me of this or a golden/.yellow coleroe gummy bear. they soft they sweet and they harmless. Whats a bear with not teeth its not a bear itsjut a cub with no mommy so the wildenress is mean

5. USC Used Condoms ahem Trojan
I hate USC becaue they hired some frolicking jackass. The claim to have huge traditon and must pboably have huge fooball bughet but if so they why would they buy a cheap costume from Halloween aftersale? Last tme I checked plastic sword and plastic chest plates are for kids. I will refer to them as used condoms becaue atfter WSU kicks their ass, they will be discard and finihed (but maybe UW will use them since the bughet is tight- Scott Wormface would too)


4. UCLA Broon
What an annoying cartoon it looks like stupid just like Cal golden Bear but midlysly less as offensevie pklus its too cute to be intimidate

3. Oregon Beaver
Wow these loosers got a beaver? anials with buck teeth? Buck teeth, just like there stupid ibnred lowexpectatin havein losers fans with country music makeing it seem like a damn notr bece frying pan and I not laughb ig becaue I wont drink they beer Rainders are and also the beaver is a water rat that build dam but they arent ferce

2. Oregon D*ck
Donald D*ck is a cartoon. I repeat. Donald D*ck is a cartoon. Nothing intimdateing about it in fact is humour becaue of the stupid green like they are trying to be all niceto envornements in Oregon where they have more trees than smartr people ad that Chip Kelly might want to reexamine his team becaue they have a new mascot look like with tight fitting Nike skin clothes duck but it looks lke Batman so its evenn more flamboyantly gay

1. Washigton State Coufar
Butch T Coug is the greatest mascot to grace the face of colege foogball he has seen it all from some jae dropping blowouts over the Husky oto some supets suppertime of them too becu he keeps the game erngeyly and up tempo and makes things loud as a head cheerleader beut htes not as lame or girly. Plus our Cougar has spirt.

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